Write Down A Recent Argument
Me: Yeah, a group of four bros moved in across the street but they're so rad
Ben: Seriously? Four bros? (raises eyebrow)
Me: Yeah! But they're the kindest bros and they're going to let us garden in their yard and we're going to have summer barbeques and they get drunk and Razor scooter and they let us borrow movies and DUDE, we're starting a garden in their backyard! (motions excitedly)
Ben: Oh yeah, i wonder why they're so nice. Four attractive girls live across the street and want to hang out. Be careful with that.
Me: No! Seriously! They mean so well! They would never do that! The bros would do anything for us! (leaning in, really trying to be convincing)
Ben: Uh huh, they just want to see you all bending over, sweaty, digging in the dirt.
Me: Yeah, a group of four bros moved in across the street but they're so rad
Ben: Seriously? Four bros? (raises eyebrow)
Me: Yeah! But they're the kindest bros and they're going to let us garden in their yard and we're going to have summer barbeques and they get drunk and Razor scooter and they let us borrow movies and DUDE, we're starting a garden in their backyard! (motions excitedly)
Ben: Oh yeah, i wonder why they're so nice. Four attractive girls live across the street and want to hang out. Be careful with that.
Me: No! Seriously! They mean so well! They would never do that! The bros would do anything for us! (leaning in, really trying to be convincing)
Ben: Uh huh, they just want to see you all bending over, sweaty, digging in the dirt.
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