"Carly's Bald Spot"
Monday, February 22, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Assignment #44: Part XV
"Write The Perfect Job Ad You Wish You Could Find In The Paper"
HELP WANTED!
Seeking: A trustworthy and dedicated person to take care of our farm. We own a ten acre farm about 30 minutes outside of town, but we are moving and we're unable to take care of it. It's a family farm that we own and don't want to let go of. We're looking for a individual that can come live on our farm while we're out of the states and make sure that everything runs smoothly and happily.
No specific experience needed, just the capacity of love for our farm and our animals. We have two horses, ten chickens, a kinder goat, a couple cows, three pigs, a ton of kittens, and one of the cutest dogs you'll ever meet. Your duties would include taking care of the animals and general upkeep of the farm, garden, and house. We would take care of all expenses (i.e. animal food, your food, pay for your craft supplies, etc).
The house on the property is a five bedroom house with an inside pool and a roof jaccuzzi. There's also a lot of upper deck porches and a darkroom in the basement and lots of hammocks. I know this job requires a lot of attention and you may need some extra hands. Feel free to have whoever you want occupy the rest of the bedrooms.
It's been hard to find somebody for this position since we're not sure how long we'll be gone for. As of now, we're obligated to move for at least ten years. After that, we're not quite sure if we want to come back. If you're willing to make the commitment, there may even be a chance to buy the farm off of us in the end (for very, very cheap).
Please respond with your experience, a couple references, and what you would re-name all of our animals.
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